Sunday, December 25, 2011

Why the Fk M I So Opinionated - Don2

1) Editing of the Movie is hopelessly Out of Sync.Seems like Farhan Akhtar got bored mid way and tried to finish off the movie in haste for Christmas release.

2) Music is such a drag ...one wished..Shankar ,Loy would have done Ehsaan on us to spare the misfit songs.

3)Farhans Signature One Liners are conspicuously missing..(remember DCH/ZNMD/KCK)..Don though have got some memorable one ..."में तुमपे कोई दबाव नही डालना चाहता " while trying to Crush the villain. Some of the dialogues seems too mediocre, unlikely to be vetted by The Master - Javed Akhtar.

3) Storyline drags in middle and love-hate encounters between SRK- PC seems put on...Chemistry is completely missing.


4)Boman Irani aka Vardhan , the Ultra smart Super boss of Prequel is reduced to a mere Sidekick..and grossly under utilized...looks completly jaded and out of place in D2.

5)Don aka SRK aka Old-n-it-shows-on-face seems good only in the first and final shot..where he hides his botox face behind beard..(Stubbled looks suits him.)

6) Don who is wanted by 12+ Countries with  interpol baying for his blood, is seen hopping countries ,in private jet with ease of a travel junkie. Discovery Channel could have hired him to double up as Globe Trotting Anchor.

I think as depicted in Movie...SRK too needs Amnesty ...Amnesty from his Dwindling Fan base.

Why the Fk M I So Opinionated

               Opinion  &  A%#..  hole have One thing in common ..Both are inseparable in Every Human Being. Just like the Siamese Twins .
So I thought, I too , should display Mine....Only the Former, just clarifying, before you start getting a Low Down on Rear View fantasy.

                         The only twist is , it would mostly be..err.. Twisted , Counter Views gunned down in bullet point (s). The Contra-View(s) may be On-The-Face  without usage of any Euphemism. So if you find any of my Opinions or Point Of View (POV)  unpalatable...then you can purge  My Opinion from its conjoined twin (of urs) or Shove it up (mine).

Spectrum of its gamut would range from Politics , Films ,Cricket , Office , Love , Malice or whatever comes to my mind.

Watch out for this Space.


Monday, December 5, 2011

Sex & the Society !!

DINS...Shouted the headlines of the newspaper..Acronym used to describe the couples with Double Income No Sex. Reason cited - Stress and lack of time. Another qualifier for DINS was monotony of sameness...be it partner ,be it feeling of Deja Vu...classical "Been there Done that" syndrome ; Even if it means we hail from land of Vatsayana whose acrobatically fertile mind thought us more than 69(no pun intended) ways of keeping the weak kindling flame aglow. Then comes the easy way out of spicy sexcapades of spouses liberally terming selves as "Fiercely independent Couples" who don't Subscribe to currency of guilt under the veil of being liberally broad-minded. Fornication of spouses outside the legal alliance have kinda become an index of how elite the DINS are. Its easier to term the society as decadent without delving into the very concept of Infidelity.
Section 497 of IPC deem the Male as the sole perpetrator of Adultery even if the lady is in connivance and shares the spoils under the sheet. Research shows the no-holds-bar participation of the lady in question, is due to her economic independence,Opportunities gallore ,freedom of expression of her womanhood and quantum of "Awake" time she spends amidst office environ as responsible attributes for straying. Also the joy of going beyond "Missionary" RORO (Roll ON Roll Off) ATM- AnyTimeMating treatment delivered by hubby dear and the differential celestial out-of-body out-of-world Orgasmic "Experience" experienced with the paramour , giving a new high, of Living-on-the-Edge, have qualified the paramour to be categorised and compartmentalised as Fk-Buddy (FB). FBs are No Strings Attached individuals both male/female who have sprung up as by products of our fast paced stressed out life. Such Split Personalities with Dissociative Identity Disorder have started enacting their role to the hilt.