Monday, March 5, 2012

Murder I Wrote !

        The Stench in the dingy cell of bandra lock-up was getting unbearable. Ammonia smell emanating from the make shift open urinal at the corner of  10x15 sq ft room, accentuated my nauseating feeling. I looked around ,  the small room was cramped with 7 inmates including myself. Most of them appeared at home in that stink and were at ease. Stark smell of nicotine clubbed with desi hooch wafted through the air as they started speaking amongst themselves . Most of them had dishevelled looks , unkempt and without experience of luxury called bath. I had a cursory glance at myself..except for the Mark & Spencer Label which I wore on the sleeve of my pin stripped shirt , I too, was getting identified as one of the lot, considering the crumpled dirt laden shirt , hair strewn across like a child who have been pampered by someone ruffling his hair , just that, I wasn't pampered - but Man-Handled .I was on verge of Crying. I looked at the Cartier gifted by My Wife..through the moist eyes I could see , the dial indicated 330 AM.  Reality suddenly dawn upon me...I had not informed home and my cell was lost in the melee .

"Officer" - I shouted ..calling for the Inspector on duty ,Who appeared completely nonchalant at my pleading. He momentarily raised his head ,giving me hope of an audience...but my flight of fancy nose-dived when he dug  into his files .It was just another day in the office for him.


For me too it was just another day in my office , in the morning as I entered my cubicle. Riya Roy, my ultra efficient secretary had kept ET- the financial Daily along with the hot Organic Green Tea at my desk as she saw me entering the office premises. Like Military regimen she worked with clock work precision on my schedule , meetings of the day , fixing my travel itinerary.She could sense the stress on my face as she saw me enter         without the customary pleasantry exchange.



To be Continued...


Sunday, December 25, 2011

Why the Fk M I So Opinionated - Don2

1) Editing of the Movie is hopelessly Out of Sync.Seems like Farhan Akhtar got bored mid way and tried to finish off the movie in haste for Christmas release.

2) Music is such a drag ...one wished..Shankar ,Loy would have done Ehsaan on us to spare the misfit songs.

3)Farhans Signature One Liners are conspicuously missing..(remember DCH/ZNMD/KCK)..Don though have got some memorable one ..."में तुमपे कोई दबाव नही डालना चाहता " while trying to Crush the villain. Some of the dialogues seems too mediocre, unlikely to be vetted by The Master - Javed Akhtar.

3) Storyline drags in middle and love-hate encounters between SRK- PC seems put on...Chemistry is completely missing.


4)Boman Irani aka Vardhan , the Ultra smart Super boss of Prequel is reduced to a mere Sidekick..and grossly under utilized...looks completly jaded and out of place in D2.

5)Don aka SRK aka Old-n-it-shows-on-face seems good only in the first and final shot..where he hides his botox face behind beard..(Stubbled looks suits him.)

6) Don who is wanted by 12+ Countries with  interpol baying for his blood, is seen hopping countries ,in private jet with ease of a travel junkie. Discovery Channel could have hired him to double up as Globe Trotting Anchor.

I think as depicted in Movie...SRK too needs Amnesty ...Amnesty from his Dwindling Fan base.

Why the Fk M I So Opinionated

               Opinion  &  A%#..  hole have One thing in common ..Both are inseparable in Every Human Being. Just like the Siamese Twins .
So I thought, I too , should display Mine....Only the Former, just clarifying, before you start getting a Low Down on Rear View fantasy.

                         The only twist is , it would mostly be..err.. Twisted , Counter Views gunned down in bullet point (s). The Contra-View(s) may be On-The-Face  without usage of any Euphemism. So if you find any of my Opinions or Point Of View (POV)  unpalatable...then you can purge  My Opinion from its conjoined twin (of urs) or Shove it up (mine).

Spectrum of its gamut would range from Politics , Films ,Cricket , Office , Love , Malice or whatever comes to my mind.

Watch out for this Space.


Monday, December 5, 2011

Sex & the Society !!

DINS...Shouted the headlines of the newspaper..Acronym used to describe the couples with Double Income No Sex. Reason cited - Stress and lack of time. Another qualifier for DINS was monotony of sameness...be it partner ,be it feeling of Deja Vu...classical "Been there Done that" syndrome ; Even if it means we hail from land of Vatsayana whose acrobatically fertile mind thought us more than 69(no pun intended) ways of keeping the weak kindling flame aglow. Then comes the easy way out of spicy sexcapades of spouses liberally terming selves as "Fiercely independent Couples" who don't Subscribe to currency of guilt under the veil of being liberally broad-minded. Fornication of spouses outside the legal alliance have kinda become an index of how elite the DINS are. Its easier to term the society as decadent without delving into the very concept of Infidelity.
Section 497 of IPC deem the Male as the sole perpetrator of Adultery even if the lady is in connivance and shares the spoils under the sheet. Research shows the no-holds-bar participation of the lady in question, is due to her economic independence,Opportunities gallore ,freedom of expression of her womanhood and quantum of "Awake" time she spends amidst office environ as responsible attributes for straying. Also the joy of going beyond "Missionary" RORO (Roll ON Roll Off) ATM- AnyTimeMating treatment delivered by hubby dear and the differential celestial out-of-body out-of-world Orgasmic "Experience" experienced with the paramour , giving a new high, of Living-on-the-Edge, have qualified the paramour to be categorised and compartmentalised as Fk-Buddy (FB). FBs are No Strings Attached individuals both male/female who have sprung up as by products of our fast paced stressed out life. Such Split Personalities with Dissociative Identity Disorder have started enacting their role to the hilt.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Watz Life !

It takes just couple of minutes for a Person to be referred from Name to.... "Body" .
What's Life ?...
It just takes couple of minutes to change the sentiments from shock, to awe to empathy to banters to gossips to full blown leg pulling sessions...even at the expense of deceased.
What's Life ?...
Defining the ideals of how to prolong the longevity of humdrum life , doing the Sigma of credit/ debit of what's earned, what's lost ? constantly interrogating the conscious mind ...
What's Life ?...
Unpredictability of Life and empty bravado of "show must go on" reverberating the shallowness of accentuated "put up " personalities.
That's Life !!...


Monday, July 25, 2011

Can you Mind your Mind ?

They say it resides between your two ears . Sometimes wonder what is the Size of this Mind , What's the Space required to hold the myriads of thoughts, both crystal clear and cob-webbed , does it have a limiting boundary to define and contain the process of "Action formation" before it actually forms. How/What travels the distance from this empty space to brain and back to prompt you to do what you do ? What defines the vitiation of this space ? what are those atoms which causes the so called "pristine" mind to corrupt .This brings to fore the very concept of Corruption of mind. Who defines what's corrupt ? Collective mind space of few moral conscience keeper to the world ? Lunacy is a state where the boundary of the containment rapture for the fertile mind. Defining boundary defines you as ordinary !!

Monday, February 22, 2010

Flexi 26 !!

Words are like drops of dew ..When falls on blank canvass makes thousands perhabs millions think.
To harness the power of words was always on my wish list ..but neither had the inclination nor confidence to pen down even the random-most thoughts structuring in my not so "fertile" mind.
But breeze of inspirations brushed me from unexpected quarters and there I was trying to push the qwerty to create something which made some literal sense and be a catalyst to something more profound in time to come.
Would frame with randomness the 26 alphabets to have the amorphous thought acquire some cyrstalised form.